Its been a while my friends have you missed me?? course you have!!
I have been away on holiday and was preparing to do a new post about my new video,and after that a cool post on the twitter tools I have been using.
BUT that can wait!!!! Because the Master of Masters mr Gary simpson has called us out to reveal 25 things about ourselves.
This as Gary says is a great idea to create renewed interest in our blogs, more visits and we get to have a laugh.
So here goes…..
1- Marcus is 5ft 10 medium build and has green/blue eyes.
2- Marcus is 36 years old but likes to think he is 25, apparantly the
way I behave tends to echo this.
3- Marcus loves Fosters.
4- Marcus is always to be seen standing at the back of the pack
when someone shouts out whose round is it.
5- Marcus could of been the hero in his local football teams
smiths junior cup, but having got round the keeper fluffed his
shot only to see the ball strike the opposing teams defender
to go out for a corner.
To make things worse the local paper reported that I had
missed an open goal it was not like that honest.. we won
6- Marcus when in the cinema does tend to talk throughout the
film asking many questions about what is going on.
Wonders why no one wants to go to the cinema with him.
7- Marcus has appeared as an extra in a film called the Other
Boleyn Girl, starring Eric Banner, Natalie Portman and Scarlett
Johansson. Dont tell anyone but I had to wear tights and a cod
8- Marcus is known to have a very dirty mouth.
9- Marcus just recently gave up smoking, lets keep it that way.
10- Marcus has been known at his local swimming pool to look out
for ladies wearing white swimming costumes, then armed with
his snorkal and goggles be seen to be swimming underneath
them as they perform the breast stroke. “APPARANTLY”
11- Marcus has been seen groping his mates bottoms.
Thats me in the number 11 shirt “APPARANTLY”
12- Marcus hates heights so his gonna do the three peaks
challenge one day.
13- Marcus loves his family and will do anything to make them
14- Marcus once used immac to trim up his pubic area for reasons
Tried to apply it to a small area but to much immac was
applied and in a blind panic tried to wipe it off.
Result no pubic hair left and a feeling like my genitalia was on
treatment sitting in a cold bath for about an hour.
End result no pubic hair and a red raw sack and crack..I only
wanted a trim.
15- Marcus tends to talk a lot of crap especially early in the
16- Marcus through all his faults is a very popular bloke.
17- Marcus never gets a joke.
18- Marcus loves back to the future and karated kid.
19- Marcus all jokes aside has over the last couple of years
suffered a severe loss of confidence and does tend to suffer
from panic attacks. Hopes this course will help him back out of
20- Marcus loves everyone.
21- Marcus used to have long hair almost down to his bottom.
22- Marcus was a rocker, loves G n R.
23- Marcus has been married twice divorced once.
24- Marcus is easily led.
25- Marcus will become an internet marketer.
Okay could of gone on hope you enjoy I was gonna tag Paul Hooper, Rob Canyon, Sean Beardmore to start with but they already been tagged so I tag:
Take up the challenge guys you know you wanna.
PS Look out for my latest posts regarding my new video and my twitter tools and I have been working on my free report but its gonna take a while. This is taking its toll on me but I have too keep pushing forward.
Lets make sure we all keep pushing forward my friends.